i found it hard to run a sissy 5 kms just now and i started listening to one direction again. i’m a fuckin dickhead. this needs to stop
catching up with someone and ordering cereal so that they know that it’s not a date is the best tip I’ve ever seen in a movie
*girl with personal plates almost wipes you out because she never checks her blind spot*
remember when someone from work stole my tips?
the next time i had a shift with her i was like “oh, hey, i need to talk to you”
and she was like “me?”
and i was like “i’ll just finish serving this person first”
then by the time i was finished she was like “trish, these are your tips, i accidentally took them last time ha ha ha ha” lol
when people ask me what I do in my spare time, I don’t like to admit that spend it watching ice king say “I don’t care” and rewinding it and watching it over and over
the barmaid just put a straw in my drink and stirred it around. thanks for stirring my drink you fucking freak
fuck trains. in the name of all that is holy don’t blow your stupid nose, this is a quiet carriage for gods sake
only 3 more hours of this acting normal stuff then work is over
I hate it when you stop paying attention to adventure time for like 4 seconds and then you have no idea what’s going on and it’s like what the eff?
I waited almost an hour for duke nukem to download & install a bunch of stuff. then the game finally started and it was like “r1 to pee” fuuuuuuuuck you