hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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I hate ross gellar

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Hey no one cares but I lost over $2500 to tax and I’m bothered

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time


my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all

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"no, you can’t get any bitches up in here!!"

I wish that

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everytime my alarm wakes me up it wakes me up halfway through a really disturbing dream. i don’t like it, i don’t want to remember that stuff.

when tj did the washing a zippo went through the wash that i left in my pocket and i was like “what? i thought we checked all the pockets. you asked me to check the pockets when i do the washing. i check all the pockets. don’t you check all the pockets?”

and he was like “no, i asked you to check them, i don’t”

i was really disappointed in him and a little upset


the best things in life have the most calories

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