i bet if you go on photobucket they still have a category named “emo love” on their homepage that site was mega lame 

i just tried to make a flip book out of tjs post it notes. it looks like shit and now i owe tj another post it note. fuck flip books, fuck authority 


*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

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someone was telling me about that game where you pick a category and everyone has to say one thing on the category and ur out if you can’t think of a thing. i said “oh, that’s- that’s like a drama game, i used to play that in drama in high school” and they were like “it’s also a drinking game”. i didn’t know that i should know that because no one likes alcohol more than me. i haven’t been invited to a party in a loooong time GOOD parties are for tossers and vegans

  • customer: can i get a jim bean?
  • me: yeah sure u can get a jim beaNN, here's ur jim beaNN

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I got asked for I.d last time I went to the bottleo. I didn’t like it. I mean I always get asked for I.d but this time I didn’t like it. Okay cry baby time’s over now


before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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  • me do you want lemon or lime in your corona?
  • customer: yes
  • me: okay no fuckin worries

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sooooo tonight i had free tickets to see matt okine, he’s doing a dvd shoot in sydney, i didnt go. instead tj & i decided tostay at home, order some chinaese and drink jd and wedont have to wear clothes. i do not regret our decision