I don’t think I like my lip piercing anymore because I can’t stop playing with it

Why is my bf so against kristen stewart? :(

Yesterday some scary escape convict looking dude kept pressuring my to smile and he told me that he was getting “bad energy” off me. I was like “WTF that’s gross and I’m 10”

Ugh. I realised that I have been spelling august wrong. I have been spelling august wrong for like a thousand years. I feel really hot. please hit me. I’m freaking out. I hope that no one has noticed

Cost $0.00 to cut you off

(Source: whoisahmad, via swagbat)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via mewshrew)

I hate ross gellar

(Source: ohstewarts, via kstewfuckyeah)

Hey no one cares but I lost over $2500 to tax and I’m bothered

(Source: machpizza, via mewshrew)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

(Source: stewarter, via newportfanclub)